Thursday, January 31, 2013

Career saving advice for Liam Hemsworth

Mr. Miley Cyrus does have the "Hunger Games" series going, but while Jennifer Lawrence is deservedly collecting trophies for "Silver Linings Playbook," the Aussie hunk is costarring with such past their prime stars like Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford and Dwayne Johnson in action dreck.

Liam needs to take a cue from his "Hunger Games" costar and star in films people actually want to see.  Granted Lawrence's "Last House on the Left" is a cautionary tale best left unseen, but she is making good choices overall.

A little unsolicited advice:  I know being the husband of Ms. Cyrus is time consuming, but a little focus on your career would be nice for the millions of fans who would clamor to the theaters to pay ten dollars to watch you take off your shirt, I mean act.

Your brother is making millions playing "Thor," but you don't seem to be the action hero type guy.  You seem like the puppy dog hot guy who gets the girl at the end, much more than the philandering Josh Duhamel (seriously, who cheats on Fergie?).

Take a cue from the less talented Daniel Radcliffe.  The former boy wizard has limited acting range, but that isn't stopping him from playing in period horror films, having sex with horses on stage, or being raided from behind as Allen Ginsburg.  His is a career I'm watching, while yours is a career I'm lamenting.

As your future wife, who I would love to hang out with, put it in the only song of hers that doesn't make my ears bleed, "The Climb," it's all about going up that mountain of fame.  Just because you're starring with a dude (I refuse to call him an actor) called the Rock, doesn't mean you're going to successfully reach the top of that mountain.


Heed this advice and thank me when you're collecting an Oscar in a few years.

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