Eddie Cibrian--hottest ass in Hollywood

Anyone who has seen the underrated gem, "Living Out Loud," has many good memories, but chief among them are Queen Latifah's gorgeous lounge act and Eddie Cibrian's ass as Holly Hunter starts to SLOWLY pull his tighty whiteys down.  Sadly enough, that ass says it all.  Everything in this post is according to multiple reports, so I'll just put the word allegedly at the top of it in case it turns out he is an angel wrongfully accused which I genuinely hope turns out to be the case.

1.  He made Leann Rimes go batshit nuts.  I don't condone cheating at all, so she probably had it coming.  But anyone who saw the spectacle of Leann singing on this past year's "X Factor" had a knee jerk reaction to Baker Act the star.  She was absolutely incoherent.  The 13 year old she was singing with actually tried to keep the former child wunderkind from falling apart on stage.  It was so epic, I watched it a hundred times.  However, given Leann's behavior and the chick coming up in this post, Eddie either has the worst luck with women or is a Grade A a**hole behind closed doors.

2.  Something no gay man wants to read, the crazy nutjob Housewife of some city on that Bravo show I deplore had vaginal reconstruction after Eddie left her.  That could mean one of two things--Eddie is a white black man who wrecked the poor girl or he made her cray cray as well.

3.  That smile, those dimples...they say the devil has blue eyes and a smile that would light up the world.  Eddie has that smile.

Leann isn't the first child prodigy to meet a bad dude and fall off the rocks.  However, she is the one who sticks out in my head because I owned all of her early work and loved it.  I hope the Cibrian curse ends with her because if he goes after Tanya Tucker or Anna Paquin, I'm done.